Well, it’s Monday and we know, it probably already sucks; fear not, our food quotes are going to get you through today. So why, you ask, are we, the champions of full sentences and paragraphs and anything that isn’t trash reporting like other outlets giving you a piece that is just quotes and gif’s? Because we actually think you just want to get through the day and we want you to know, we’re here for you.
No two food quotes are the same, but they mainly talk about hunger, love and other emotional things we all want to avoid mentioning in normal conversations anyway.
Whether it is Julia Child espousing her wisdom, or random thoughts about food conversations one thing is true and real, there is always someone who has something to say about what we eat. Whether it was the dodgy 3am kebab call or the bistrot delights we all love food in some way – well most of us do.
So here are some choice food quotes to get you through your Monday. Stay safe people, only 21 more sleeps until the guy in red suit comes over for mince pies!
“If you really want to make a friend go to someone’s house and eat… The people who give you their food give you their heart.” – Cesar Chavez
That said, always ask permission before you go too far, like eating all the ham in the fridge type of scenario.
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is, eating.” – Joan Walters
That’s a given, surely.
“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box.” – Kevin James
It is the magical elixir to all of the world’s problems.
“There’s no “we”, in food!” – Unknown
But there is “ood”? There must be a suitable translation of “ood” in some language.
“I eat cake because it is someone’s birthday somewhere.” – Unknown
Has there ever been a more flawless piece of logic in the food world?
“I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s the same feeling you get when you see a waiter arrive with food.” – Unknown
Love hurts, you’re not missing out on anything.
“Admit it. You’ve hidden your favourite food from your family once.” – Unknown
Only once? Black Bomber and Kinder Colazione have been placed in a safe in The Mouthful towers.